Needs to be cut up and pieces held for Myrr to eat. She particularly likes the shoelace part. It's ridiculous!
Thursday 30 November 2006
Rawhide Shoe. 58
Needs to be cut up and pieces held for Myrr to eat. She particularly likes the shoelace part. It's ridiculous!
Rawhide Bone. 57
Lovely, they go all slimy. Myrr likes a slimy bone...
Myrr wil request someone holds the bone for her to chew. A snob dog, requires a servant to assist chewing bones.
"Glovey". 54
The "Glovey", her first and favorite toy. I think this came from her original owner in Cornwall. The orignal owner needed a change of place and space, which meant Myrr needed new accomodation. Another possession that came with her, is her Linus-like "blanky", which is a stinky old sleeping bag. Whippets are one of those dogs that likes to 'nest' and hide under covers. So she sleeps in a sleeping bag, that is now full of holes, where she's removed the stuffing.
Linus and a directory full of other cartoon skeletons.
They are by artist Michael Paulus.
Wednesday 29 November 2006
Not Count Duckula. 37
Nor is he "Quackula". The only reference I could find for this toy, was on "Vampirefreaks.com"...
Perhaps it's a vampire Goose... Goosula?
Dog Eared Toy. 35
A favorite, then it fell out of favour and has become rather 'distraught'. (It lost it's eyes early on.)
"Glovey" Lining. 34
"Glovey" is the call for Myrr to go hysterical and start trying to bite your fingers off. Myrr has a pair of leather gloves known as "Glovey". She expects you to put one on, so she can attack it. Is it some repressed abuse fantasy? Was she hit by a gloved person as a puppy and this is her inacting some revenge?
"Walkies" means nothing to her "Glovey" is the magical word.
Vinyl Squeak Pig. 33
As you can just see, the squeak comes out it's arse.
It also comes in a very small piglet size too.
Francis the Ladybug. 32
Bits and pieces of a savaged "Francis the Ladybug" beanie character (current ebay price $6.99, elsewhere up to $12.99). He comes from the Pixar Movie "A Bug's Life" (rated 7.3/10 on imdb.com). Denis Leary voiced the character, on the discussions page of his wikipedia entry: "He looks like a deranged insect in this picture, can we get a new one?"
"Size: each approx. 8" Materials: polyester fibre, polyethylene pellets, plastic stiffener."
This toy would have been more appropriate, the flea character, also one of the ugliest plush toys I've ever seen.
Goofy the Glove Puppet. 30
Myrr likes gloves...or rather likes bitting them, preferably with a hand in them.
Tabby Cat with Yarn. 27
Kitty has taken a shotgun to her muzzle. The eyes and stuffing removed for kitties own good.
Felt Carrots. 25
I made these in Primary School. Now the dog has them, clearly that mutt is more important than me.
Bouncy Tomato Ball. 22
A tomato which is half invisible...and bounces...obvious.
Who makes this crap?
A Squeaky Wheel. 19
A toy that I presume encourages dogs to chase cars. Myrr hates bikes and tractors... Fair enough.
Nice choice of colours for the bones.
A Squeaky wheel gets the oil, a dog toy being part of our reason for the Iraq invasion: Our need for tyres and oil...Now transferred to our pets.
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