Broken Football-Theme Dumbell 100.

Baseball 99.

Pink Terry Towel Shower Crab 98.

Unwanted Shower cloth thing.

Flashing Bouncing Eyeball 97.

Green Dumbell 96.

Ugly Ginger Bear 95.

Four Prong Vinyl Chew 94.

Rabbit 93.

Myxomatosis rabbit.

Cat Pencil Case 92.

I hate cats too, so why stuff pencils in a pretend cat, when there're so many real cats out there? Yeah, yeah, they like it alright, I'm sure. What is a cat anus for, if not holding sharpened pencils?

Big Bird 91.

Boy, these photos are bad, but so is the subject. Seems to be a French flag themed background.

Big Red Sock 90.

Big Green Cock 89.

Squeeze the cock and make him squeak.

Phallic Barbers Pole Snowman Thing 88.

Do only complete idiots design dog toys? This is pathetic.

Woollen Baker 87.

Made by a Great Aunt for my 18th Birthday...
She'd approve of the dogs having it, she's a dog lady.

Mini Goose 86.

Small Dog 85.

Mouse with bird call 84.

Cats 'toy mouse' with a cheap budgie imitation. Did they run out of squeaks?

Another Squeaky Pig 83.

Shown with Pig 33.

Cat 82.

The eyes are gone first...

More Snowmen 81.

Football 80.

Bought because of some important football event this year (world cup?) Myrr likes football, as much I I do. Which is clearly very little. Even the tag is still on.

Santa Slipper 79.

Myrr will pull out toys when the person who bought it for her arrives. This slipper was bought last xmas and is never played with, until yesterday, when the person who bought it arrived. Myrr does this for every visitor who arrives. Not sure why she does this, perhaps hoping for a better present next time?

More Tennis Balls. 78

Rawhide Chew Fragment. 77

Rope Throw Ball. 76

Not even opened, I think this came free with dog food.

Grooming Glove. 75

She hates this glove, she hides it. Perhaps one for thicker coated dogs. Myrr is a 'sensitive' dog. What spoilt pooch? Nah!

Actually, I see her point, it doesn't look very nice.

The Hip Bone is... 74

Golf Ball. 73

Another toy by theft.

The Other "Glovey". 72

More Rawhide Bones. 71

Dumbell. 70

An old old favourite toy, now shredded.

Black Rat (with squeak). 69

Woollen Christmas Tree Christmas Tree Decoration. 68

Toy by theft.

Is it a Christmas tree...or is it a turnip with synchronised red spider mites?

Snowman with Club. 67

Snowman with club: "I hate those flubbin' seals!" ...Eyes like pissholes in the snow... Pure smirking evil!

Yet Another Tennis Ball. 66

Parts of a Rawhide Shoe. 65

Rawhide Chew. 64

Yet more Bone. 63

More bone. 62

Gross Bone. 61

Bone. 60

Red Rawhide String. 59

Rawhide Shoe. 58

Needs to be cut up and pieces held for Myrr to eat. She particularly likes the shoelace part. It's ridiculous!

Rawhide Bone. 57

Lovely, they go all slimy. Myrr likes a slimy bone...

Myrr wil request someone holds the bone for her to chew. A snob dog, requires a servant to assist chewing bones.

Piece of wood. 56

Piece of kindling wood.

Red Lorry. 55

That's it, chew metal...clever...

She also likes collecting stones from rivers.

"Glovey". 54

The "Glovey", her first and favorite toy. I think this came from her original owner in Cornwall. The orignal owner needed a change of place and space, which meant Myrr needed new accomodation. Another possession that came with her, is her Linus-like "blanky", which is a stinky old sleeping bag. Whippets are one of those dogs that likes to 'nest' and hide under covers. So she sleeps in a sleeping bag, that is now full of holes, where she's removed the stuffing.

Linus and a directory full of other cartoon skeletons.
They are by artist Michael Paulus.