Sylvester the Cat. 18

An ill looking Sylvester.

Red Smiley Ball. 17

And Myrr with smiley ball:

Humunga Tounge. 16

I bought this and she showed no interest, perhaps too big for her, perhaps she knew it was designed to get laughs out of her.

Dog Chew Moose. 15

Christmas toy again. For tug of war matches, not treated with particular kindness.

"Standard Tiger" 14

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Another promotional plush toy, like "Grrilla".

Notice this one has lost one eye already. Any dog toy is better off without easily swallowed bits like eyes. Do dogs find plastic eyes creepy too? Do dogs have the idea of "creepy", I suppose if they did, they wouldn't lick other dogs arseholes so much.

White Dog. 13

Snowman. 12

Yup, another Xmas present.

Goose head. 11

Bring me the head of Alfredo Ganso! The remainder of a sad looking plastic plucked goose, a posh Xmas version of the rubber chicken.

Taz. 10

Tazmanian Devil from a "Boots" Chemist promotion, for collected vouchers every £5 spent. Several were needed. This model is currently going for up to £2.99 on ebay. Big Money!

Good for throwing.

Canvas Bone. 09

Soft canvas dog bone. Matching dog blanket.

Rope Chew. 08

Balls on ropes.06/07

One of many, lost somewhere on the moors. the photos included are on Dartmoor.

Blue Rabbit 05

Blue Rabbit. Every dog likes her 'rabbit'. Except for this hard blue lump. Another creepy toy. Makes me think someones drawn a face on a baboons arse.

Stocking. 04

Hmm, was it supposed to have something inside? I think it's creepy. I guess it's supposed to be an elf shoe. Anyone remember "Tingle" from the Nintendo Zelda Game? He looks like a guy called Tony we knew. Creepy.

Stripy bone. 03

It's a stripy bone... No, she doesn't like it much either.

"Grrilla" 02

"Grrilla".

Free gift given with certain amount of credit vouchers at "Boots" the Chemists. Will treat this as a surrogate puppy. Will occasionally attack and remove stuffing. Myrr thinks stuffing is some defect that needs grooming away. The first thing she does is chew eyes off, if they are hard. Most of her toys are blind and anorexic.

Blue Dog 01

"Blue Dog". From Ikea, last year. Bought by B.Furze. treated like a surrogate puppy, often cleaned carefully by her.

According to owner, will get "Blue Dog" out when B.Furze comes to visit as she remembers who bought her the toy.

(The toys are not displayed in purchased order.)